REUNITE RAZOR SHARP STUDIOS!

Hello, my name is Eamon Hardiman. You may know me as the guy that made the Porkchop Trilogy, Pig Girl, Zombie Babies, and The Crawling Dead. Well, I couldn't have done much of that without the help of the greatest producer/pig-masked killer/director/best friend/romantic interest in the world: Missy Dawn. 

About six months ago, I took the plunge and moved to Hollywood with one goal: create a new life for us in California, a land filled with many opportunities for those of us who like to film teens being chased by serial killers in the woods. I got an apartment, a job, and even a couch. But now it's time to get the one thing to complete the puzzle: Missy Dawn. 

Missy and I plan to make many more Razor Sharp and Action Packed Thrill Ride movies but we're not exactly the richest people on the planet. We need some help to pull off this move, which costs well over a thousand bucks when you factor in hotels and whatnot. 

We have little to offer since everything is packed up or in storage in one state or another, SO we decided to give you the one shirt everyone has always asked for: PIG GIRL. This will be super limited and only available through this booster, so if 50 sell, there are only 50 in the world. Ever. 100 sell, only 100 people across the planet have this shirt. That's pretty awesome. 

So help Razor Sharp Studios make it to Hollywood and get an awesome Pig Girl shirt!